(Chorus:) If I was a truckin' man I'd be a gear jammer with a one-armed tan I'd spend my nights in the roadhouse Days on the lost highway Hey, if I was a truckin' man I'd have my radio screamin' on the AM band All night drivin' by dashboard lights If I was a truckin' man Now I can't let my life slip away Pushin' these number two pencils everyday This rat race don't fit into my plan, no ma'am I'm dreamin', schemin', if I was a truckin' man (Chorus:) If I was a truckin' man I'd be a gear jammer with a one-armed tan I'd spend my nights in the roadhouse Days on the lost highway Hey, if I was a truckin' man I'd have my radio screamin' on the AM band All night drivin' by dashboard lights If I was a truckin' man (Guitar/Steel solos) Well I'd sign my life away on the dotted white line Drinkin' my coffee, smokin' my smokes all night And if I get tired, I'll let Benny drive if he can I'm dreamin', schemin', if I was a truckin' man (Chorus:) If I was a truckin' man I'd be a gear jammer with a one-armed tan I'd spend my nights in the roadhouse Days on the lost highway Hey, if I was a truckin' man I'd have my radio screamin' on the AM band All night drivin' by dashboard lights