I am the million dollar man will somebody catch me while you can? I'm not afraid to be alone all I need is water and a bone why don't you sink your teeth right in the story of the hopeful next of kin and you will want to ride with me 'cause I'm good company I am the million dollar man will somebody touch me while you can? apply powder to my face anything you see can be replaced you can be my only heir if you're not happy with my hair if you pay a minor fee you can ride with me I am the million dollar man will somebody show me where to stand? I'm not afraid to be alone all I need is water and a phone I am only half a man I have only half a plan if you want to ride with me I'll keep you company can I have a show of hands to know how much I'm in demand I will always be on time I am yours I am not mine I am the million dollar man will somebody touch me while you can I am only here to please I'll be on my knees I'm the second in command I'm the freshest ever canned be there on my wedding day then I'll have to run away I am the million dollar man somebody catch me while you can now it's time to cop a plea I will cut down every tree yeah