I've come to my senses That I've become senseless And I could give you lessons How to ruin your friendships And every last conviction I've smoked them all away And I've drank my frustrations Down the drain, out of the way So I sit and wait and wonder Does anyone else feel like me? Someone so tired of their routines And disappearing self esteem I'll sing along with every emergency Just sing along, I'm the king of catastrophes I'm so far gone that deep down inside I think it's fine by me, I'm my own worst enemy I could be an expert On codependency I could write the best book On underage tragedy And I've been spending my time At the local liquor store And I've been sleeping nightly On my best friend's kitchen floor So I sit and wait and wonder Does anyone else feel like me? I'm so overdosed on apathy And burnt out on sympathy I'll sing along with every emergency Just sing along, I'm the king of catastrophes I'm so far gone that deep down inside I think it's fine by me, I'm my own worst enemy Let the meaning slip away Lost my faith in another day Self deprecation seems okay I never thought I'd make it anyway I'll sing along with every emergency Just sing along, I'm the king of catastrophes I'm so far gone that deep down inside I think it's fine by me, I'm my own worst enemy I'm my own worst enemy I'm my own worst enemy I'm my own worst enemy I'm my own worst enemy