If pain was money Don't you know I'd be a rich man I said if pain was money Don't you know I'd be a rich man, yes I would It'd be like living in the desert Don't you know my house would be full of sand Listen here And if pain was money You know that I would have a whole lot of friends If pain was money Don't you know I'd have a lot of friends They'd all come to see me My house, my house would be full again, yes I would And if money had a reason Other than tryin' to live a life And if money had a reason Other than just tryin', just tryin' to live a life A homeless could buy a castle And we all could sleep at night