Give Him a Flower

歌詞

You're lying in your bath one day and looking at your toes And sixty policemen burst in through the door Don't you know it's an offence to strike a public pose? 'Cause even bathrooms ain't not private anymore "'Cause we're all here lookin' at ya, ain't we?" Give him a flower Give him a flower Give him a flower Give him a flower If you're lying, with your girlfriend, on the sunny esplanade And an eight stone bully kicks sand in your face And pours all your suntan lotion into your lemonade And takes your girl and also takes your place "Don't hit 'im wiv a bottle" "What should I do?" Give him a flower Give him a flower Give him a flower Give him a flower When you're driving on the M1 in your 1920 Ford Without tax or MOT or any brakes And you're banned from driving, late and you reverse into a truck And the driver is the same eight stone bully who kicked sand in your face in the last verse Give him a flower Give him a flower Give him a flower Give him a flower Roses, rhododendrons, lilies, snowdrops "Deadly nightshade" Violet, ..., tulips, love-in-a-mist "Nettles" Fuschias, Michaelmas daisies, dahlias, bluebells "Vesuvian flytraps" Cowslips, dandelions, forget-me-nots "Poison ivy petals" Give him a flower Give him a flower Give him a flower Give him a flower "I think you really ought to hit him in the head with a bicycle chain" No, no, give him a flower "I think you ought to give him the old boot, eh?" Give him a flower "I think you should sorta throw bricks at him, eh?" "And push him downstairs"