She is here , Mr. Johnson OK, Thank you very much Granny, they're expecting you You're a little late, so come rigth this way Step rigth in, Okay What? Say it now? (Yes) say it now, yeah Me and the Ohio Players gonna tell you about a worm He's the funkiest worm in the world OK. Sing it, Clarence Theres' a worm in the ground, yes there is Thats right He's six feet long Six feet long He only comes around when he wants to get down But when he comes out of his hole He sounds something like this Oh that's funky That's funky Like nine cans of shaving powder, that's funky Come on with again Fellas, come on with it In a boring land Yeah, yeah (sing it) He plays in a band (Plays in a band) Plays guitar without any hands Pretty good, I might add Yeah, when he grabs his Guitar and starts to pluck Everybody wants to Get up and dance Ah, get it, baby I'm his manager, yeah Gonna make a million dollars I get it all too He can't spend it Don't stop now, honey Get down That's it, that's it Don't, don't, don't Fight the feeling Don't fight it Okay, that's enough Get out of here There ain't no people Listening to this This is really funky Get out of here Going back in his hole Just the same way he came out Do we get paid for this (yes) I want to know (yes, of course) We do, okay, okay (yes) alright (You're welcome)