In the throws of young love Leroy Didn't think to think and in the blink of an eye Tied the knot not knowing how to not know He was the prodigal son this girl had brought him home He moved out of his step dad's apartment He moved in with this cute Guatemalan Things were copacetic 'til she caught him Things were cool and collected 'til she found him erected with another Shit went bad he's on the roof again She flipped He flipped the bird And then he went to the roof where his threats rang loud and clear Gonna jump Gonna die this year Got screwed by the horse that he rode in on Riding high on his whims had only gotten him down He moved back to his step dad's apartment Where he put himself back together 'til She came back he's on the roof again She flipped He flipped the bird And then he went to the roof where his threats rang loud and clear Gonna Jump Gonna die this year Your heinous highness broke her hymen Hey man try to quit your crying I know she broke your heart But try to come Try to come down Shit went bad he's on the roof again She flipped He flipped the bird And then he went to the roof where his threats rang loud and clear Gonna Jump Gonna die this year