I'm nuclear infected I really don't mind I just go out when the sun goes down And have a really good time I can clear out any ballgame In a minute and a half I jus show up ... glow up And have a real good laugh When I'm happy I glow yellow When I sad I glow blue And I glow red-hot when I'm in bed with you I'm nuclear infected Really ain't that bad In fact it's about the best time I've ever had I'm nuclear infected I'm looking for a mate So I slip on something lead, babe And go out on a date Nuclear infected...don't make me angry Nuclear infected...don't make me shake Nuclear infected...don't get me to sneeze Nuclear infected...that's a big mistake I want to live on Three Mile Island Where things are clean and neat 'Cause we don't have no health freaks Clutterin' up our streets I'm nuclear infected I need something to eat A China Syndrome salad with plutonium and cheese