There are good men being crazy Hard working men gone lazy There are angels who've lost their wings And good time girls wearing wedding rings Children of me and mothers of invention Living at the last chance saloon There are cheater and teachers Kind-hearted sinner-preachers There are dancers and singers And Sunday church bell ringers Living at the last chance saloon Here we are Heaven here Sheltering from cold and fear There are gamblers and dealers False doctors and plague healers There are peddlers of distraction promoting satisfaction Living at the last chance saloon