I Kissed a Ghoul

歌詞

Saturday night, hanging out, at the local dive What was meant to be 1 drink turned into 2... 3, 4, 5 Nothing much was going on, the place was pretty much dead My buddy said "this joint suck, I'm going home to bed" That's when I saw her, sitting in the bar She was quite attractive, yet extremely bizarre, I told my friend "I'll stick around, for at least another shot" I couldn't get my eyes off her, my god she was so friggen hot I downed my jagger bomb and by then I could hardly stand No wonder my bar-tap is close to a grand I was trying to come up with the perfect pick up line And to impress her I ordered the most expensive red wine "Hey babe, what's up, are you single or do you have a guy?" "Well at least tell me your name", still she didn't reply I put my arm around her, she didn't resist or say no That's when I knew the deal was sealed, oh boy she was ready to go I kissed a ghoul and I liked it I kinda liked the bitter taste of her rotten upper lip I kissed a ghoul I won't deny it I hope my girlfriend won't find out, I know she will trip Sunday, Monday, happy days, Tuesday went by I couldn't get her out of my head, I don't know why I looked for her everywhere, I even searched the mall Trying to track down my dead booty call That's when my girlfriend, she was on to me She was out of control, more deadly than a killer bee I tried to calm her down, but she was mad as Fuck Said she hoped I dropped dead, or got hit by a truck I kiss a ghoul and I love it No more girlfriend, she pushed me off a cliff I make out with a ghoul, I won't deny it Now I'm a happy corpse, dating a stiff