Living Doll (as made famous by Cliff Richard & The Young Ones )

歌詞

Look, everyone, he's coming through the doors Brilliant! He didn't even open them! He's here! Quick, Rick, do the speech Hey, kids, stop snogging and pay attention to me 'Cause if you're a wild-eyed loner standing at the gates of Oblivion And hitch a ride with us 'cause we're on the last freedom moped out of Nowhere City And we haven't even told our parents what time we'll be back! So put on your dancing trousers and get down to the total and utter King of rock'n'roll Cliff Richard! Got myself a crying, talking, sleeping, walking, living doll Got to do my best to please her just 'cause she's a livin' doll Got a roving eye and that is why she satisfies my soul I've got the one and only walking talking livin' doll OK, guys, ready, Vyv? Completely ready when you are, Shaky! Neil? Does anybody know where the toilets are? Mike? Hey, does all this money really have to go to charity? Yes, it does, Michael! Hi, Cliff, it's me! Who are you? Haha, great joke, Your Majesty! Got myself a crying, talking, sleeping, walking living doll (Living doll) Got to do my best to please her, just 'cause she's a living doll (Living doll) Got a roving eye and that is why she satisfies my soul ('Fies my soul!) Fies my soul? Yes, Vyvyan, it's raunchy Shut up, guys! What does this button do? Take a look at her hair, well, it's real And if you don't believe what I say, just feel (Do I know this girl?) Gonna lock her up in a trunk (Trunk!) So no big hunk (Hunk) can steal her away from me (Get down!) Okay Got myself a crying, talking, sleeping, walking Hey, Cliff, I just invented a great new sound! Got to do my best to please her just 'cause she's a livin' doll Untie Neil's legs, Vyvian Subtle now, chaps Got a roving eye and that is why she satisfies my soul I've got the one and only walking, talking livin' doll OK daddy-o Lay the next funky riff on me He means, what happens now, Cliff The instrumental break Great, Cliff, which instruments do you want us to break? Piano Violin Didgeridoo Vyvian's trousers Rick's head Yeah! Ah, ah, Neil's head! Hey! Cliff's head! No, no! Oh take a look at her hair, it's real If you don't believe what I say Just feel! Gonna lock her up in a trunk! So no big hunk Can steal her away from me I still think locking girls up in a trunk is politically unsound It's only a song, Rick Well, I feel sorry for the elephants Come on, guys Got myself a Crying Talking Sleeping Walking Livin' doll! Livin' doll Got to do my best to please her just 'cause she's a livin' doll OK guys, harmony now Got a rovin' eye and that is why she satisfies my soul ('Fies my soul) I've got the one and only walking talking livin' doll! (Ooohooohooo!) I've got the one and only walking talking livin' doll! Can I go now? Yeah, thanks, Cliff, bye! Right, kids, if you don't buy this record Then you're an utter, utter, utter, utter, utter