(Written by Connie Harrington, Kelley Lovelace & Tim Nichols) So she can't go out tonight again Her sister's sick, she's gotta babysit Yeah, that sounds like a pretty good excuse Now you didn't hear any of this from me But things aren't always what they seem Brace yourself, this may come as a shock to you. Girls lie, too We don't care how much money you make What you drive or what you weigh Size don't matter anyway Girls lie, too Don't think you're the only ones Who bend it, break it, stretch it some We learn from you Girls lie, too. We can't wait to hear about your round of golf We love to see deer heads hanging on the wall And we like Hooters for their hotwings too Other guys never cross our minds We don't wonder what it might be like How could it be any better than it is with you? Girls lie, too We don't care how much money you make What you drive or what you weigh Size don't matter anyway Girls lie, too Don't think you're the only ones Who bend it, break it, stretch it some We learn from you Girls lie, too. Yeah, girls lie, too We always forgive and forget The cards and flowers you never sent Will never be brought up again Girls lie, too Old gray sweatpants turn us on We like your friends and we love your mom And that's the truth Girls lie, too Yeah, that's the truth Girls lie, too. No, we don't care how much hair you have Yeah, that looks good Comb it over like that...