Would you believe there's a fork in my road? Down the one way's a prince and the other one a toad Eye to eye toe to toe Well heads I lose and tails you choose which way I should go I'm thinking! I'm thinking! Now who would believe we'd be fighting a war? And I always thought that's what soldiers were for Two, four, nothing between your two sets of eyes One tells the truth and the other tells me lies Got me a double negative I'm shouting in whispers: "Send me" Send me home..." I'll run to you Just as fast as I can But my feet won't move So I walk on my hands I'd fly to you But there's nowhere to land Can't stay where I am And if I should fall then a great big wheel Will cut me in two from haircut to heel Better dead, earth on your head and sky in your toes There's no highway code on The underwater road where the big fishes go Up at the sharp end something gives Lick me a finger, I'm thinking! I'm thinking! Got me a double negative I'm shouting in whispers: "Send me! Send me home..."