Secret sex is the first sex you ever had Secret sex is the first to make you glad Sneak out the window and walk down the street And there waiting for you is your secret treat Ah secret sex Time goes by, you're married, and you're living with your wife You tell her that you gotta go out tonight You say that you're going to the bar And around the corner there's your girlfriend in her car Waiting for you cuz you got secret sex for her Secret sex is so fun, but sometimes it's not And you know what I'm talking about The time when you got caught You felt like an asshole, you really felt shot You wonder was it worth it, you think that it was not But I bet when you get a chance you'll go out and do it again Secret sex is the best Forget the rest, take secret sex