Why don't you sing 'I need you baby'? 'Cause it rhymes with crazy and it rhymes with maybe It rhymes with lady and much much more And it doesn't rhyme with the 'f' word Well Simon le Bon stayed round my house before And he was sick on the plants and he was sick on the floor And he wouldn't go home until he'd sung his song With a backing harmony from Paul Young Shell we dance again? In our special way With our trousers round our knees Why don't your video have dancing girls? With hips that curve and lips that curl Legs are where the heartbeat starts It's low in neckline and high in charts But it's the partially clothed for the partially sighted Behind over matter keeps the crowds delighted We want Rambo in a ra-ra skirt Nastassia Kinski in a Brazilian shirt