Words and Music by Alan Jay Lerner and Frederick Loewe from the Broadway musical "My Fair Lady" I'm gettin' married in the morning Ding dong the bells are gonna chime Pull out the stopper, let's have a whopper But get me to the church on time I gotta be there in the morning Spruced up and looking in my prime Girls, come and kiss me, show how you'll miss me But get me to the church on time If I am dancing, roll up the floor If I am whistling, whisk me out the door, for I'm gettin' married in the morning Ding dong the bells are gonna chime Kick up a rumpus but don't lose your compass And get me to the church, get me to the church For Pete's sake, get me to the church on time