What a fucked up world Or is it my fucked up head? The only way you are cool Is if you're gay or dead Straight, normal, hetero guy Normal, hetero, straight guy I never get any chicks But it's better than a gun, Or a dick in the mouth Is there any place to be for A normal straight guy like me? Straight, normal, hetero guy Normal, hetero, straight guy Maybe I should pierce my butt Or get a few tattoos Maybe I should wear a dress Or be a homo like you Straight, normal, hetero guy Normal, hetero, straight guy Yeah, that's right I'm a straight, normal, girl fuckin' Coffee drinkin' Titty suckin' Cigarette smokin' Seal killin' Red neck ass bastard from hell