Before we have a chance to say our goodbyes I'd like to spend a day or two just to cry And before I have a chance to hear you laugh I'd like to introduce to you... Brunette, brunette buried in my fantasies Brunette, brunette despicable yet motherly Brunette, brunette I'll spread you like a magazine Before we have a chance to look back at our lives I'd like to spend a day or two and wonder why And before we have a chance to catch our breath I'd like to introduce to you... Brunette, brunette buried in my fantasies Brunette, brunette despicable yet motherly Brunette, brunette I'll spread you like a magazine Brunette, brunette married to my odyssey Brunette, brunette despicable and tragically Brunette, brunette I'll spread you like a magazine Ask me now, how we managed stay so young Ask me now, how we managed to stay so dumb She'll never spill her secrets She'll never break my spirit Oh Brunette!