Each afternoon there's nothing as suitable As tea and bickies with 'The Bold and the Beautiful' While outside is sending me crazy I'll be your Thorne if you be my Macy Go, go, go, go Go, go, go, go Go, go, go, go Go, go, go, go Go, go, go, go Go, go, go, go Go, go, go Daytime T.V! Amber is a scammer from the wrong side of the tracks She's been sneakin' 'round with Deacon; he wants her and his baby back But she's married now to Rick who is an unsuspecting victim Rick's mum Brooke tried to warn him but he didn't want to listen Hey, Brooke and Deacon are now lovers, but in direct retaliation To Rick and Amber's marriage, Deacon married Rick's relation And in this sick and twisted world where blood appears as thin as water Deacon's wife is Rick's sister Bridget, and therefore Brooke's daughter Each afternoon and there's nothing as suitable As tea and bickies with 'The Bold and the Beautiful' We'll get up late and have a 3pm brekky I'll be your C.J. if you be my Becky Go, go, go, go Go, go, go, go Go, go, go Daytime T.V! Eric, Ridge and Thorne have all been married to Brooke But of the Forrester men it's on Ridge that she's hooked Ridge's marriage to Brooke met its inevitable failure He's been happily married twice now to a woman named Taylor But Brooke wasn't happy with a simple separation She says I'll get that guy - I've got drive and determination It's come to Stephanie's attention and her intervention Will see to the prevention of Brooke's bad intentions This plot is lacking some counter-attacking When they write Macy back in she'll send that bitch packing Go Ricky, go Ricky, go Ricky, go Ricky Go Ricky, go Ricky, go Ricky, go Ricky Go Mary, go Mary, go Mary, go Mary Go Mary, go Mary, go Mary, go Mary ??? I got a(?) I've got a love strong and mutual Every afternoon with 'The Bold and the Beautiful' So many plots and so many issues Some days we have to use a whole box of tissues I've never known a love deeper or greater Than taping each episode to watch again later I don't think it's bad or unusual This sacred love of 'The Bold and the Beautiful' Go, go, go, go Go, go, go, go Go, go, go, go Go, go, go, go Go, go, go, go Go, go, go, go Go, go, go Daytime T.V!