Stoker is a boy in blue and he must be the worst He's a copper! Stoker someday he'll get you but you won't be the first he's a copper he's a police constable that makes us feel uncomfortable he's a copper no more football in the street or neckin with your girlfriend Stoker's on the beat again... (Chorus:) He's a Bobby he's a joker he's a Bobby we want dead he's a Bobby, P.C. Stoker why can't we have a decent copper proper copper instead? Stoker loves to see a fight he really goes to town he's a copper Stoker's smiling with delight he's took somebody down he's a copper he'll prove you guilty in the court you'll wish that you had never fought a copper don't cry or shout or scream or yell there's nothing you can do when Stoker's in the cell with you (Chorus) The United Team supporters have invaded the pitch that's P.C. Stoker's quaters so he finds his talky switch I need some help down here boys there's punks and skinheads too and we all hate P.C. Stoker & we hate the boys in blue. Stoker's rather fed up coz there's no one else to nick he's a copper someone soon will kick his head in just you wait n'see it needs somebody tough coz we've all had enough yes it needs somebody tough but I think it won't be me (Chorus)