My baby gets messed up on Monday At Momma's Moonshine Bar Yeah, my baby gets messed up on Monday At Momma's Moonshine Bar Yeah, she spends so much of my money They just treat her like a movie star Well, my baby gotta get tanked up on Tuesday On that Tonic and Gin Yeah, my baby gotta get tanked up on Tuesday On that Tonic and Gin And she comes stumblin' in at two And she swears she don't know where she's been But on the weekends my baby gives up drinkin' And she calls out my name She says, "You're the man I want You know you put all them other little boys to shame You're quicker than a liquor And you last a little longer than cocaine" But when it's all said and done She said, "Son, I'm sure glad I stayed" Yeah, my baby gotta get wasted every Wednesday With whatever that girl can find Yeah, my baby gotta get wasted every Wednesday With whatever that girl can find Yeah, she got to wet her whistle It's the only way her world unwinds Well, my baby throws down every Thursday night On that Thunderbird Wine Yeah, my baby throws down every Thursday night On that Thunderbird Wine Yeah, she drinks up all of her own Then she gotta go and drink half of mine But on the weekends my baby gives up drinkin' And she calls out my name She says, "You're the man I want You know you put all them other little boys to shame You're quicker than a liquor And you last a little longer than cocaine" But when it's all said and done She said, "Son, I'm sure glad I stayed" But when it's all said and done She said, "Son, I'm sure glad I stayed"