A wave for the cameras All fur coat and no knickers Jayne Mansfield she came down To cheer up the town Lord Bono and his pals They were a bit too busy saving the world Well you have to take your hat off to The Edge Those were the days my friend We took the Stretford End Now it's a Theatre of DreamsTM It's all smiles and handshakes There's not a function I can't make If the photo opportunity knocks So long you suckers All fur coat and no knickers Cos I just sold my funeral To Hell–Oh Oh Oh Those were the days my friend We took the Stretford End Now it's a Theatre of DreamsTM.