if you could love me as a wife and for my wedding gift, your life should that be all i'll ever need or is there more i'm looking for and should i read between the lines and look for blessings in disguise to make me handsome, rich, and wise is that really what you want (chorus) i am a whore i do confess but i put you on just like a wedding dress and i run down the aisle i'm a prodigal with no way home but i put you on just like a ring of gold and i run down the aisle to you so could you love this bastard child though i don't trust you to provide with one hand in a pot of gold and with the other in your side i am so easily satisfied by the call of lovers less wild that i would take a little cash over your very flesh and blood (chorus) because money cannot buy a husband's jealous eye when you have knowingly deceived his wife