I'm number one on the hurt parade Your late release is really gettin' hot Did you think you hurt me bad enough to make the grade And wind up in the number one spot I'll win awards for staying up on top the charts For being the most broken of broken hearts And for number one heart breaker you've got it made Cause I'm number one on the hurt parade I'm number one on the hurt parade I guess I really caught you at your peak I was taken in like others with your masquerade And wound up as the pick hurt of the week There'll be congratulations a pat upon your back In the spotlight while you're holding that golden plaque For number one heartbreaker a master at the trade You made me number one on the hurt parade [ fiddle - steel - fiddle - guitar ] There'll be congratulations a pat upon your back... You made me number one on the hurt parade