That girl is the kind of girl Who's in love with the guy before you That girl is the kind of girl To create you and destroy you That boy is the kind of boy Who takes everything for granted That sex is the kind of sex For which VD was invented Queenie I swear that I loved you completely But how can a poor boy compete with A lifetime of sequins and secrets And it's all wrapped up inside you (Tiger in your tank) she's an Action Panzer! (Tiger in your tank) she's an Action Panzer! (Tiger in your tank) she's an Action Panzer! (Tiger in your tank) she's an Action Panzer! You think she drops her kit For any shit to take her You wanna dance with HIV and she'll Shake her money-maker Those girls are the kind of girls And you're glad that you forgot them That girl is the kind of girl And she's someone else's problem Queenie I swear that I loved you completely But how can a poor boy compete with A lifetime of sequins and secrets It's all wrapped up inside you Take a dive and you can catch the ride To all the places that you'll never find Easy how the girl just takes your side And when you're down she'll leave you far behind Queenie I swear that I loved you completely