Rapper's Delight

歌詞

Now what you hear is not a test, I'm rappin' to the beat And me, the groove and my friends are gonna try to move your feet See I am Wonder Mike and I'd like to say hello To the black, to the white, the red and the brown, the purple and yellow But first I gotta bang bang the boogie to the boogie Say up jump the boogie to the bang bang boogie Let's rock, you don't stop Rock the riddle that will make your body rock Well, so far youve heard my voice, but I brought two friends along And next on the mic is my man Hank: come on, Hank, sing that song Check it out: I'm the C-a-s-an-the-o-v-a, and the rest is f-l-y Y'see I go by the code of the doctor of the mix and these reasons, I'll tell ya why: Y'see I'm six-foot-one and I'm tons of fun, and I dress to a T Y'see I got more clothes than Muhammad Ali and I dress so viciously I got bodyguards, I got two big cars that definitely ain't the wack I got a Lincoln Continental and a sunroof Cadillac So after school, I take a dip in the pool which is really on the wall I got a color TV, so I can see the Knicks play basketball Hear me talkin' 'bout checkbooks, credit cards, more money than a sucker could ever spend But I wouldn't give a sucker or a bum from the rucker, not a dime till I made it again Y'go hotel, motel, whatcha gonna do today? (Say what?) Y'say I'm gonna get a fly girl gonna get some spankin', drive off in a def OJ Everybody go hotel, motel, Holiday Inn Say if your girl starts actin' up, then you take her friend Master Gee, am I mellow? It's on you, so what you gonna do? Well, it's on n on n on on n on The beat don't stop until the break of dawn I said m-a-s, t-e-r, a g with a double e I said I go by the unforgettable name of the man they call the Master Gee Well, my name is known all over the world By all the foxy ladies and the pretty girls I'm goin down in history As the baddest rapper there ever could be Now I'm feelin' the highs and ya feelin' the lows The beat starts gettin' into your toes Ya start poppin' ya fingers and stompin' your feet And movin' your body while you're sittin' in your seat And then, damn, ya start doin' the Freak I said damn, right outta your seat Then ya throw your hands high in the air Ya rockin' to the rhythm, shake your derriere Ya rockin' to the beat without a care With the sure shot MCs for the affair Now, I'm not as tall as the rest of the gang But I rap to the beat just the same I got a little face and a pair of brown eyes All I'm here to do, ladies, is hypnotize Singin' on n n on n on n on The beat don't stop until the break of dawn Singin' on n n on n on on n on Like a hot buttered a pop da pop da pop dibbie dibbie Pop da pop pop, ya don't dare stop Come alive, y'all, gimme what ya got I guess by now, you can take a hunch And find that I am the baby of the bunch But that's okay I still keep in stride 'Cause all I'm here to do is just wiggle your behind Singin' on n n on n on n on The beat don't stop until the break of dawn Singin' on n n on n on on n on Rock rock, y'all, throw it on the floor I'm gonna freak ya here, I'm gonna feak ya there I'm gonna move you outta this atmosphere 'Cause I'm one of a kind and I'll shock your mind I'll put t-t-tickets in your behind I said 1-2-3-4, come on girls, get on the floor A-come alive, y'all, a-gimme what ya got 'Cause I'm guaranteed to make you rock I said 1-2-3-4, tell me Wonder Mike, what are you waitin' for? I said-a hip hop, the hippie to the hippie The hip hip hop-a you don't stop the rock It to the bang bang boogie, say up jump the boogie Skiddlee beebop a we rock a scoobie doo And guess what, America: we love you Cause ya rock and ya roll with so much soul You could rock 'til you're a hundred and one years old I don't mean to brag, I don't mean to boast But we like hot butter on a breakfast toast Rock it up, uh, baby bubba Baby bubba to the boogie the bang bang the boogie To the beat beat, it's so unique Come on, everybody, and dance to the beat Have you ever went over a friend's house to eat And the food just ain't no good? I mean the macaroni's soggy, the peas are mushed And the chicken tastes like wood So you try to play it off like you think you can By saying that you're full And then your friend says "momma, he's just being polite He ain't finished, uh-uh, that's bull" So your heart starts pumping and you think of a lie And you say that you already ate And your friend says "man there's plenty of food" So you pile some more on your plate While the stinky food's steaming your mind starts to dreaming Of the moment that it's time to leave And then you look at your plate and your chicken's slowly rotting Into something that looks like cheese Oh so you say that's it I got to leave this place I don't care what these people think I'm just sitting here making myself nauseous With this ugly food that stinks So you bust out the door while its still closed Still sick from the food you ate And then you run to the store for quick relief From a bottle of kaopectate And then you call your friend two weeks later To see how he has been And he says "I understand about the food Baby but bubba, we're still friends" With a hip hop the hippie the hippie To the hip hip hop and you don't stop The rock it to the bang bang boogie Say up jump the boogie to the rhythm of the boogie, the beat...