She doesn't own a dress Her hair is always a mess If you catch her stealing She won't confess She's beautiful Smokes a pack a day Wait that's me but anyway She doesn't care a thing about that hey She thinks I'm beautiful Meet Virginia She never compromises Loves babies and surprises Wears high heels when she exercises Ain't that beautiful Meet Virginia Well she wants to be the queen And she thinks about her scene Pulls her hair back and she screams I don't really want to be the queen Daddy wrestles alligators mama works on carburetors Her brother is a fine mediator For the president Here she is again on the phone Just like me hates to be alone We just like to sit at home And rip on the president Meet Virginia Well she wants to live her life And she thinks about her life Pulls her hair back and she screams I don't really want to live this life No no no no no no no no She only drinks coffee at midnight When the moment is not right Her timing is quite Unusual You see her confidence is tragic And her intuition magic And the shape of her body Unusual Meet Virginia I can't wait to Meet Virginia Yeah Yeah Hey Well she wants to be the queen And she thinks about her scene Well she wants to live her life And she thinks about her life Pulls her hair back and she screams I don't really want to be the queen I I don't really want to be the queen I I don't really want to be the queen I I don't really want to live this