Ain't we all the stars, ain't we all the stars Playin' the leading part in our soap opera? Sherry shampooed 'til she got her own chair Now she's playin' shrink to every head o' hair A mani- or a pedi- or a color or a cut Eight hours a day, it's the same old stuff They got trouble with their ex- and his next ex-wife Sands through the hourglass; days of our lives Ain't we all the stars, ain't we all the stars Playin' the leading part in a daytime drama? Young and restless hearts duckin' an' throwin' darts Yeah, we're all big stars in our soap opera Jimmy wipes down the bar, makes a mean martini That tippin' on back can give him the skinny Shaken or stirred or a bottle or a draft They're barin' their souls to the bottom of the glass They got trouble with the girl and the girlfriend's mama This one life to live got a whole lot of drama Ain't we all the stars, ain't we all the stars Playin' the leading part in our soap opera? Young and restless hearts duckin' an' throwin' darts Yeah, we're all big stars in our soap opera This town might be little bitty But just ask Sherry or Jimmy If Hollywood was handin' out Emmys We'd all be sayin', "Gimme, gimme, gimme!" Ain't we all the stars, ain't we all the stars Playin' the leading part in our soap opera? Young and restless hearts duckin' an' throwin' darts Yeah, we're all big stars in our soap opera Yeah, yeah Oh, yeah, we're all big stars