She was a schoolgirl with seven GCE's and one ambition was to collect degrees But in the library researching English litt, she met a student who took her mind of it She was attracted by his smiling eyes he said he loves her but he was telling lies He talked of subjects of which he never heard but when she learned them he quickly disappeared All is new to love you All is new to know in a way of love In a way of love Her heart was broken and she won no degrees She's now redundant a victim of the sleaze This is the lesson for which one has to pay It is in no textbook and nobody no play (Thanks to eddy for these lyrics)