He was born in the sticks right in the middle of fall He wants to be a cheerleader, runs away from the ball He's got a song in his heart and a collection of dolls And there's a pale shade of pink on his bedroom walls He's got a whole lot of friends and his jokes make 'em weak He's got a dry sense of humor and a fabulous streak Never stays in the dark 'cause he'd rather be free So he can light up the room seven days a week He's a Coca Cola-sipping true and tried, stars and stripes Just a homegrown cowboy-kissing Valentine, sweet as apple pie The brightest single sparkle that you've ever seen, ooh baby, and he's proud to be Watch him dancing, the American dream A red-blooded all-American queen He grows up in the spring, takes his boy to the prom No surprise that emotions get the best of his mom When they crown him the king, make him belle of the ball He plants a kiss on his date as confetti falls Soon he's loading his life in the back of his truck When his pop starts crying he says, "Daddy, be tough!" Puts his hands on the wheel, turns the radio on Then he rolls down the window and sings along He's a Coca Cola-sipping true and tried, stars and stripes Just a homegrown cowboy-kissing Valentine, sweet as apple pie The brightest single sparkle that you've ever seen, ooh baby, and he's proud to be Watch him dancing, the American dream A red-blooded all-American queen A red-blooded all-American queen Didn't choose to shine this bright Baby, he was born with it But he'd choose it every time To be an all-American queen He's a Coca Cola-sipping true and tried, stars and stripes Just a homegrown cowboy-kissing Valentine, sweet as apple pie The brightest single sparkle that you've ever seen, ooh baby, and he's proud to be Watch him dancing, the American dream We love a red-blooded all-American queen