Give me a night, a bar, and a bottle to sip on A neon light and a stool to sit on And I'll be on my way straight to regret And I don't wanna see the sunshine anymore I'll be on the dark side right behind them same old swingin' doors, oh Who needs you when I can break myself in two? I can make my grey skies blue if that's what I aim to do And I tear it all to pieces, I don't need no blue eyed reason Baby, who needs you when I can break myself in two? Oh I don't need your suitcase and a car in the fast lane To turn this bottle into where Jack ain't Me, myself, and I can get the job done fine So don't flatter yourself anymore I can make me lonelier than you can if we're keepin' score Who needs you when I can break myself in two? I can make my grey skies blue if that's what I aim to do And I tear it all to pieces, I don't need no blue eyed reason Baby, who needs you when I can break myself in two? (Eat 'em alive, Larry, come on) If I can change this cloudy weather Then I can put me back together Baby, who needs you when I can break myself in two? Baby, who needs you when I can break myself in two? Oh