A phone call from VANS, said they need a song A Skate-Rockin' number about a minute long I tried this and that and made up my mind Just rip off The Offspring, I don't wanna waste my time Woo, this song's about my shoes Woo, this song's about my shoes Woo, and by the way, thanks for the chance to let me write this song Do you wanna know why I'm wearing VANS ? "I get them for free" don't really give a damn And If they forget to send me the new shit I'll pick up my phone and call CONVERSE and make a shift Woo, this song's about my shoes Woo, this song's about my shoes Woo, and don't forget a pair for my kids and maybe a T-shirt too Woo, this song's about my shoes Woo, this song's about my shoes Woo, oh by the way this song is a joke Really, I love you VANS