Hey Hey Hey You’re on a holiday And you don’t hear this song on repeat Hey hey hey You don’t have to stay What ever you want what ever you need I wonder how many fingers Filthy from browsing through postcards with views Have touched the sugar cube I put in my mouth To sweeten things up Everybody’s just looking down On miniatures of important statues Comparing them at every boutique They’re cheaper over there But those were bigger And there’s no room in my suitcase Hey Hey Hey You’re on a holiday And you don’t hear this song on repeat Hey hey hey You don’t have to stay What ever you want what ever you need Oh the air is too humid The food is shitty The beds are too hard It’s far away from the beach The only thing around the corner is the ATM So we spend our money at the hotel bar Hey Hey Hey You’re on a holiday And you don’t hear this song on repeat Hey hey hey You don’t have to stay What ever you want what ever you need Boring, ugly, hot, shitty the weather’s even worse Smelly, rotten, old, dirty they stole my purse Boring, ugly, hot, shitty the weather’s even worse Smelly, rotten, old, dirty they stole my purse We didn’t come here to be satisfied We didn’t come here to be satisfied We didn’t come here to be satisfied No... that’s pretty difficult Hey Hey Hey You’re on a holiday And you don’t hear this song on repeat Hey hey hey You don’t have to stay What ever you want what ever you need