He goes to work on his computer He thinks about his gun at home One day, he's gonna be a shooter He's gonna bring his gun to work He thinks about the ones around him And the punishments they'll face But things they would play out much different Back in the time when we were apes When everybody was a monkey We had to fight just to survive And now you've got yourself a weapon You think you choose who lives and dies But when we had hairy arms and legs And you were still swimming round in a lake Yeah you were still a troglodyte You just evolved a bit too late You ain't no ape You're a troglodyte You ain't no ape You're a troglody-y-yte He says he don't believe in science He thinks that all the news is fake And late at night he sits on his computer And writes about the things he hates But if it was a million years ago And we were still living in caves You would not be welcomed by the other apes 'Cause you evolved a bit too late You ain't no ape You're a troglodyte You ain't no ape You're a troglody-y-yte Yeah, you're a troglody-y-yte Yeah, you're a Yeah, you're a Yeah, yeah you're a T-t-t-t, t-t, t-t-t-t-t-t-t Troglodyte (Yeah, you're a troglodyte) Troglodyte