I've done embarrassing things Like the time I called your telephone Told you I was with another girl But really I just slept alone You couldn't be more certain You couldn't be more certain I was sitting here wasting all my precious time 'Cause I made her up to make you all mine Maybe I'm a liar but never a cheat I swear that I never messed around But you always try to get even And things move quickly in this town You couldn't be more certain You couldn't be more certain There's nothing I'd say now to make you feel fine But I made her up to make you all mine She didn't come between us 'Cause she just didn't exist All you did is slap me Why not punch me with your fist? I swear there were times of regret But I just wanted you in my direction Nothing I did then makes much sense Just know I did it all for your affection You couldn't be more certain You couldn't be more certain Trusting me was stupid but I'm guilty of this crime I just made her up to make you all mine How I needed some of your valuable time So I made her up to make you all mine I made her up to make you all mine