She was looking at shoes on Amazon Her papa bad said find anyone She thought about the first boy that she loved Just a couple clicks and there he was That night she sent a friend request The next day she sat down at her desk And four simple words "Hey, how you been?" And she felt 17 again And that's the thing about Facebook friends It doesn't matter how long it's been Someone you never thought you'd ever see again And suddenly you're Facebook friends They started out just catching up That led to meeting him for lunch For long they're meeting in some bar For long they're kissing in some car And that's the thing about Facebook friends It doesn't matter how long it's been Someone you never thought you'd ever see again And suddenly you're Facebook friends Oh if there was anybody else She be sittin' and Thinking they should be ashamed of themselves For God's sakes you've got a husband and a minivan And this was not part of a plan She fantasized they'd start a new life He'd finnaly up and leave his wife But one day she turned her laptop on And his whole profile page was gone And that's the thing about Facebook friends