Started at the age of four My mother went to the grocery store Went sneaking through her bedroom door to find something in a size four Sugar and spice and everything nice wasn't made for only girls GI Joe in panty hose is making room for the one and only King for a day, princess by dawn King for a day in a leather thong King for a day, princess by dawn Just wait 'til all the guys get a load of me [insert concert city here] My daddy threw me in therapy He thinks I'm not a real man Who put the drag in the drag queen Don't knock it until you tried it on Sugar and spice and everything nice wasn't made for only girls GI Joe in panty hose is making room for the EVERYBODY King for a day, princess by dawn King for a day in a leather thong King for a day, princess by dawn Just wait 'til all the guys get a load of me ENGLAND! Get those hands up in the air Sugar and spice and everything nice wasn't made for only girls GI Joe in panty hose is making room for the one and only King for a day, princess by dawn King for a day, in a leather thong King for a day, princess by dawn King for a day, in a leather thong King for a day, princess by dawn King for a day, in a leather thong King for a day, princess by dawn Just wait 'til all the guys Just wait 'til all the guys Just wait 'til all the guys get a load of ME HEY YOU Said Hey Hey Hey Hey! Said Hey Hey Hey Hey Said Hey Hey Hey Hey Said Hey Hey Hey Hey Said Hey-o Go Alright Said Hey Hey Hey Hey Hey Hey And Stop Now Way-ay-ay-ay-ay-ay-ay-ay-it a minute (TRE)-Yeah-Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah I want you to know, I want you to know now You've been so good Better than I've been to myself You've been so good to me You've been so good to me You've been so good to me (pause) You know you make me wanna shout! Pick my hands up and shout Pick my hands up and shout pick my hands up and shout Pick my hands up and Hey-ay-ay-ay Hey-ay-ay-ay Whey-ay-ay-ay-ay Whey-ay-ay-ay-ay A little bit softer now (12 times) Shooby-doo-wop-bop-bop Shooby-doo-wop-bop-bop Shooby-doo-wop-bop-bop Always look on the bright side of life Doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo Always look on the bright side of life Doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo Always look on the bright side of life Doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo Always look on the bad side of life Doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo Say Hey-ay-ay-ay Hey-ay-ay-ay Whey-ay-ay-ay-ay Whey-ay-ay-ay-ay Little bit louder now (12 times) Jump up and shout now Jump up and shout now Jump up and shout now and Shout Shout Shout Shout Shout Shout Shout Scream Hey-ay-ay-ay Hey-ay-ay-ay Whey-ay-oh-ay-ay Whey-ay-oh-ay-ay Shout, shout, shout, shout, shout, shout, shout, Oh-oh-ooh-ohoo-ohoo!! Nobody likes you Everyone Left You They're all out without you Having fun