There 'Aint No Sanity Claus

歌詞

You'll probably get sweaters Underwear and socks But what you'd really like for Christmas Is a nice hard cock You deserve a cute boy Who's horny and queer To make the most out Of Christmas cheer I wanna be your Christmas present I wanna be your Christmas queer I wanna be your Cristmas present Have a homo Christmas this year Don't be miserable Like Morrissey Let me do you Underneath the Christmas tree We'll push the packages Out of the way And after you've unwrapped me Naked on the floor we'll play I wanna be your Christmas present I wanna be your Christmas queer I wanna be your Cristmas present Have a homo Christmas this year Your family won't Give you encouragement But let me give you Sexual nourishment Licking nipples Licking nuts Putting candy canes Up each other's butts I wanna be your Christmas present I wanna be your Christmas queer I wanna be your Cristmas present Have a homo Christmas I wanna be your Christmas present I wanna be your Christmas queer I wanna be your Cristmas present Have a homo Christmas this year