When I was a boy I used to live in corduroy OP shirts and slip-on Vans. My life was so simple I had not one pimple, My everyday was made up of these plans: To ride my bike to Thrifty's, Run past the balls and ice cream and find the Star Wars figurines. Thinking of my action men, Kung-Fu grip and all, What happened to them all? (Chorus) Running through my old life Looking for my lost toys Where has all my fun gone? Now that we're all older Before we grow much colder Let's all look forward to the new dawn An anthem for all lost toys Now that we're all big boys We'll stand together and sing this song We'll sing this song It's not too long So everybody sing along When I was a little man Playdough came in a little can I was Star Wars' biggest fan Now I'm stuck without a plan GI Joe was an action man Shaggy drove the mystery van Devo was my favorite band Take me back to my happy land Now my brothers and sisters I don't mean to make a scene But I lost my action figures and it makes me want to scream Greedo, Chewbacca, Luke, R2, and Han, 3PO, Yoda, Bobafett, Obi Wan Green Machine, Suckerman Silly Putty, Lincoln Logs Sitting in my Underoos Reading christmas catalogs What happened to my action men and all? What happened to it all? Running through my old life Looking for my lost toys Where has all my fun gone? Now that we're all older Before we grow much colder Let's all look forward to the new dawn An anthem for all lost toys Now that we're all big boys We'll stand together and sing this song We'll sing this song It's not too long So everybody sing along When I was a little man Playdough came in a little can I was Star Wars' biggest fan Now I'm stuck without a plan GI Joe was an action man Shaggy drove the mystery van Devo was my favorite band Take me back to my happy land Take me back to my happy land Take me back to my happy land Take me back to my happy land Take me back to my happy land