I found heavy metal when I was just a kid it grabbed by the nards like no other music did I became obsessed with it I had to have it faster more heavy and more brutal metal was my master Master one day I met this dirt bag moved here from the city started talking metal said my taste was shitty then he tried to challenge me because I didn't look it want to know who's really metal? fucking see you in the pit you claim that I'm not metal? Bunch of shit your talkin you say I'm not hard enough and I should stick to Dokken metal's a competition I'm not hardcore like you well may you think your metal, I'm more metal than you played D&D with Dio I'm more metal than you got kicked out of Rock In Rio I'm more metal than you I licked Lemmy's mole I'm more metal than you my cat's name is Man-o-War I'm more metal than you solo metal is inside me I guess it always will be liked it since im 10 and now im fucking 40 yeah I'm still obsessed it, I always want it faster, more evil and more fucked up will always be master master Bater One day I met this dickhead said that I'm a poser because I look like a creepy daddy And there's something in my noser??? he said I wasn't metal guess I could debate it but we should turn our anger on the assholes that hate it your telling me your metal but not compared to me! I'm Slayer and you're nickleback or seven mary three metal's not a competition guess it is for you you may think your metal but I'm more metal than you Bruce Dickinson is my co-pilot I'm more metal than you liked Anvil before the movie I'm more metal than you King Diamond sent me a Christmas card I'm more metal than you I'd headbutt Sharon Osbourne I'm more metal than you more metal than you (x3) One of the things I love about being a metal head is when you meet another metal fan its like meeting a brother or sister you didn't know but every once in awhile you meet an asshole that challenges you it becomes who's more metal, dude I'm a grown man you know what, I could tell you how metal I am but I'd rather have my friends sing it Mark, tell them how metal I am he's so fucking metal (Mark O) that's right, I'm super fucking metal super fucking metal (Mark O) solo You say that I'm not metal? You don't fucking know me. I'm Slayer, Venom, Mayhem you're white lion blowin Jovi if metal is a competition, game over you're through you thought that you were metal, I'm more metal than you I'd burn a church in Norway I'm more metal than you I can name four guys in Krokus I'm more metal than you Gene Simmons was my mohel I'm more metal than you I'd give Halford a hand job I'm more metal than you more metal than you (x3)