I could be as happy as a sardine in a can Long as I got my woman I could run stark naked and live in and old oak tree Just as long as she's with me, my woman The cannibals can catch me and fry me in a pan Long as I got my woman I could get the electric chair for a phony rap Long as she's sittin' in my lap, my woman I'd run a mile, just to see her smile And put her lovin' arms, around my neck Aw heck! My spine starts a tingling, and bells start a ringling When she's with me, can't you see They could torture me and stretch me like a rubber band Long as I got my woman I could jump off a cliff and never have no fear Just as long as she is near, my woman