She twisted my arm And I bought the farm The law on her side I wish I could hide I'm guilty as sin But I know how to win I don't know how to die I don't know how to cry I'm squirming in pain It's twisting my brain I carry the ball I carry it all And when I am done I'm still looking for fun My nose in the grind I'm so sorry I signed This fortunate creature Is my S&M teacher It's a modern day ripoff Modern day ripoff Modern age ripoff Modern age ripoff Ripoff Ripoff Ripoff I got shit in my bucket I wish I could say "Fuck it" Publicity target Each day I enlarge it A respectable person Would not do so much cursin' At least I'm still kickin' Am I smart, or chicken? I ran out of blow A long time ago I can't smoke a J All my ducks fly away This fortunate creature Is my S&M teacher Modern age ripoff Modern age ripoff Modern age ripoff Ripoff Ripoff Ripoff Modern age Ripoff Ripoff Ripoff Ripoff Ripoff Ripoff Ripoff Ah, ripoff Ah Ah, I'm dying here