I don't know what you think you've been told If I ever was for sale, I never sold And it's short on flashing lights and rhinestone clothes 1800 miles from Music Row It's Tyson songs on fiddle and guitar And the pedal steel man drives a real mean bar You won't hear it on your radio It's 1800 miles from Music Row You ain't cool if you ain't counter-culture weird And it ain't a red dirt band if the band don't all got beards We don't got these kinds of cliques where I was grown 1800 miles from Music Row You won't hear a speech or see me dance That microphone's gonna stay clipped in the stand I won't pretend it might contend for best in show It's 1800 miles from Music Row
