It's the little old lady from Pasadena The little old lady from Pasadena (Go granny, go granny, go granny, go) Has a pretty little flowerbed of white gardenias (Go granny, go granny, go granny, go) But parked in a rickety old garage Is a brand new, shiny red, super-stock Dodge And everybody's sayin' that there's nobody meaner Than the little old lady from Pasadena She drives real fast and she drives real hard She's the terror of Colorado Boulevard It's the little old lady from Pasadena If you see her on the street, don't try to choose her (Go granny, go granny, go granny, go) You might drive a goer but you'll never lose her (Go granny, go granny, go granny, go) Well, she's gonna get a ticket now sooner or later 'Cause she can't keep her foot off the accelerator And everybody's sayin' that there's nobody meaner Than the little old lady from Pasadena She drives real fast and she drives real hard She's the terror of Colorado Boulevard It's the little old lady from Pasadena (Go granny, go granny, go granny, go) (Go granny, go granny, go granny, go) The guys come to race her from miles around But she'll give 'em a length, then she'll shut 'em down And everybody's sayin' that there's nobody meaner Than the little old lady from Pasadena She drives real fast and she drives real hard She's the terror of Colorado Boulevard It's the little old lady from Pasadena (Go granny, go granny, go granny, go) (Go granny, go granny, go granny, go) (Go granny, go granny, go granny, go) (Go granny, go granny, go granny, go) (Go granny, go granny, go granny, go) (Go granny, go granny, go granny, go) (Go granny, go granny, go granny, go) (Go granny, go granny, go granny, go)