I Wanna Be Evil!

歌詞

Prim and proper, the girl who's never been kissed, Well I'm tired of being pure and not chased! Like something that seeks its level, I wanna go to the devil! I wanna be evil, I wanna spit tacks! I wanna be evil And cheat at jacks! I wanna be wicked, I wanna tell lies! I wanna be mean And throw mud pies I want to wake up in the morning with that dark brown taste, I wanna see some dissipation in my face! I wanna be evil, I wanna be mad! But more than that, I wanna be bad! I wanna be evil And trump an ace, Just to see My partner's face! I wanna be nasty, I wanna be cruel! I wanna be daring, I wanna shoot pool! And in the theater I want to change my seat, Just so I can step on everybody's feet! I wanna be evil, I wanna hurt flies! I wanna sing songs Like the guy who crie-ie-ie-ie-ie-ies! I wanna be horrid, I wanna drink booze! And whatever I've got I'm eager to lose! I wanna be evil, Little evil me! Just as mean and evil As I can be!