I've got the right railroad And that's so plain I've got the right conductor And I've got the right train You're on the right track baby You're on the right track baby You're on the right track baby But you're goin' the wrong, wrong way I've got the right ticket - That's' right You can't deny - I agree with you I got the right intentions But you're with the wrong guy You're with the wrong guy, baby You're with the wrong guy, baby You're on the right track baby But you're goin' the wrong, wrong way I'm gettin' me the swellest vacation A new daddy I'm mad about Them's spith' words Instead of pullin' in at the station What's happenin', ma? Baby I'm pullin' out I'll get me ten servants And listen, Jack - No, you won't I'll even get somebody Just to scratch my back Not today maybe next week I'm on the right track, baby Uh-uh, no you ain't But you'll be right back baby I'm on the right track, baby But you're goin' the wrong, wrong way Believe me he's a powerful lover When the lights are turned way down low Aah, but baby you'll soon discover I'm the greatest from the word go You're gonna come right back Just as soon as you get in a jam But this is what I'm gonna Say in my telegram You're on the right track baby But I ain't comm' back baby - Yes you is You're on the right track baby But you're goin' the wrong, wrong way That's what you think