Lena the Whale

歌詞

In 'Frisco Bay there lives a whale And she eats pork chops by the bail By the hatbox, by the pillbox By the hogshead and schooner Her name is Lena, she's a peach But don't leave food within her reach Or babies or nursemaids Or chocolate ice-cream sodas She loves to laugh and when she smiles You just see teeth for miles and miles And tonsils and spare ribs And things too fierce to mention She knows no games, so when she plays She rolls her eyes for days and days She vibrates and yodels And breaks the ten commandments Oh, what can you do in a case like that? Oh, what can you do but stamp on your hat Or an eggshell or a toothbrush Or anything that's helpless