The Onion

歌詞

It was a perfect night for a feast delight Won't you come in They all were there, the pickles and pears From A to Zen There was every dish from chicken to fish And every water and wine Cream of the crop this party won't stop Till the quittin' time But who's that stranger knockin' on the door With a twisted grin If this is the party for the saints and the sinners I say Let me in I am the onion I'm the spice of life but I can make you cry I am the onion Better peel me right â??cause I'm the spice of life So come on come on come on don't pass me by Julia jam says "Here I am sweet as cherry pie" Candy apple Alice takes a sip from her chalice says... "I like the sweet life" Here comes Ted Mr. Lettuce Head With his artichoke heart Gina jelly bean she's making a scene She's so state of the art Just when things are going fine The band's about to play In comes the joker the big cigar smoker says "I got something to say" I am the onion I'm the spice of life but I can make you cry I am the onion You got an appetite you better treat me right So come on come on come on don't pass me by Out in the garden Tom tomato and asparaGus Discuss how very good this world could be If all the others could just see how good we are If only they were just as beautiful as me Just when things are going fine The band's about to begin In comes the joker the big cigar smoker says I am the onion I'm the spice of life but I can make you cry I am the onion Better treat me right I'm going to make you cry So come on come on come on don't pass me by I am the onion I am the onion I am the onion So come on come on come on don't pass me by