Every time I see your grinning face I realize you're a pitiful disgrace So many fingers pointing down at you Talking behind your back and you don't have a clue Parading around like you think you're god You're just a cheap imitation, a complete and total fraud I'm sick of hearing all your bragging and your lies A real born loser and that's no surprise You said your father died in Vietnam But you're a bastard son with a whore for a mom Mirror magnet, smelling like a rose You plastic motherfucker, all you do is pose Conceited, self-righteous, and arrogant Your head is so hollow there's enough room to rent Little big man, so full of shit Just shut up, you pathetic hypocrite Verbal razors - cut you down to size I'm sick of wading through your bullshit I see through your disguise Verbal razors - slice you to the bone You've been abandoned And now you're all alone You lost your job because you're incompetent Everybody hates you, your friends all came and went The facade is getting old, we're hip to your charade You mother has disowned you, your wife's out getting laid Evicted from your condo, now you're living in a shack Sitting on your ass shooting up and smoking crack Now look in the mirror, and tell me what you see A fuckin' strung-out junkie with a college degree! Nobody cares if you're alive or dead We've had enough of being used and misled You've pissed on everyone you've ever met Now you're digging through the trash looking for a cigarette No one's there to lend you a hand You better help yourself, 'cause I hope you understand Self-centered, back-stabbing egotist Don't fuckin' ask for favors, 'cause you're on my blacklist