At home, at work, at play I know you're unavailable from dusk to dawn Or if you were available you'd bring along A lot of what could only be a hindrance to me I ain't a glutton for a lot of sweaty company You gotta catch her while she's still at home You gotta catch her while she's still at work You gotta catch her while she's still at play The only way is at home, work, or play Time really flies when it ain't that much time You better shave half your face at a time And brush the front of your teeth, leave the rest And be with her when she's not with the rest Stop, there's gotta be a million girls like her, though I can't think of one So you catch her while she's still at home And you catch her while she's still at work And you catch her while she's still at play Don't let her calendar be any cause to pout There is a bit of time when there are few about I'm gonna skirt the issue of her popularity And just avail myself of all the time that she is free You gotta catch her while she's still at home You gotta catch her while she's still at work You gotta catch her while she's still at play Cause half the day she's at home, work or play And time is fleeing the scene of the crime The act of passing out wrinkles and lines To every person regardless of race To every person regardless of face Stop, there's gotta be a million girls like her though I can't think of one So at home she says you butler well And at work she says you're typing well And at play she says you caddie well Stop, There's gotta be a million girls like her though I can't think of one So you catch her while she's still at home And you catch her while she's still at work And you catch her while she's still at play I'm gonna love you under incandescent light I'm gonna love you under fluorescent light The glaring sun above should not inhibit us at all I'm very glad to know that your libido never palls Stop, she's unique, especially at home Where you're butler, maid, and often cook And at work together juggling books Or at play between the tennis sets Or at play before she's placed her bet Or at play while she's still slightly wet Or at play while she is dripping wet